"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/11/2013 at 09:56 • Filed to: F1 Rule Book
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"EL_ULY" (uly)
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What rules would we add to all this hubbub?
I'll start
Chapter 6 article 14: All in-car crash footage will be subtitled and dubbed in Russian
UserNotFound
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 10:01 |
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Chapter 6 Article 9: The driver who chooses number 69 shall receive double points at all races.
Joe_Limon
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 10:01 |
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Personally, I would deregulate it, up to tbe point tbat it bevomes a barbaric death race of 10,000hp fan cars with mounted guns. Then I would tone it back to bear minimum regulations.
McMike
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 10:10 |
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No points will be awarded until next-to-the-last race of the season. Once at the final event, numbers will be drawn to determine how many points each event will be worth. (x1 = regular points, x2 = double, etc)
There will be:
Six x1 balls,
Five x2 balls,
Five x3 balls,
One x0 ball (no points awarded)
One x4 ball
One x10 ball.
Hopefully, your DNF occurred on the race the zero ball is pulled, and you scored well on that coveted x10 (dixbilles) is pulled. It's still possible that consistent place finishers will do well no matter what ball is pulled for each event.
Once the points are awarded, the last race will be run to determine the championship.
The last race's results will be worth x100 points (as follows)
1st : 2500 points
2nd : 1800 points
3rd : 1500 points
4th : 1200 points
5th : 1000 points
6th : 800 points
7th : 600 points
8th : 400 points
9th : 200 points
10th : 100 point
Bad Idea Hat
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 10:11 |
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Seriously? Remove team restrictions. If some goddamn duke of wherever wants to show up in his three year-old Sauber he bought on the cheap with a Ford engine he grafted into it, as long as passes safety inspection and qualifies, let him race.
I know this opens the door for some crazy folk to show up and try to get in ('sup BRM), but it would make for amazing races. Want Ferrari to stack the grid? Sure, why the hell not.
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EL_ULY
> McMike
12/11/2013 at 10:15 |
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AWESOME!! Abu Dahbi is going to be rad as hell lol :]
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 10:22 |
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Drivers aren't employed by the teams, they're employed by the FIA.
At the start of each season, the drivers pull lots to see what team they're racing for that year.
Because if you're going to be gimmicky, why not go the full mile?
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EL_ULY
> BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
12/11/2013 at 10:59 |
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nice one, plus the merchandise people would sell more stuff if Alonso or Kimi end up in any of the bottom teams.
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EL_ULY
> UserNotFound
12/11/2013 at 11:00 |
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69 is always a win :]
Fred (FreddsterExprs)
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 12:07 |
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Flat floors for more downforce. More diffusor effect. Stickier, long lasting tires.
Simplify the spoilers/bodywork so that most downforce comes from the cars diffusor and floor to make passing easier and to level the field. Ban little winglets and DRS.
Also give the teams a 100 Million € Budget limit per year including engines and limit the personel to 300 people. Who spends more will have to pay the amount to the FIA and will get a budget cut for next year + championship points deduction.
And allow more teams to join, just let the fastest 26 cars qualify for the race. Maybe even small/new teams could buy a basic chassis and only would have to design the bodywork.
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EL_ULY
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
12/11/2013 at 13:07 |
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best budget plan so far
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Fred (FreddsterExprs)
> EL_ULY
12/11/2013 at 15:03 |
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Thanks, now make me the FIA/CVC Boss and I promise to make it happen in exchange. Oppopromise.
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EL_ULY
> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
12/11/2013 at 15:14 |
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I'll get on that lol. But really sir, it really makes since
Destructive Tester
> EL_ULY
12/12/2013 at 09:06 |
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Kimi earns double points for any race where he drunkenly falls off a yacht.
Go back to '70s era tire height/width ratios, because mechanical grip FTW!
Bring back refueling. That alone would solve most of the legitimate gripes about the tire degradation fiascos. Plus isn't that why everyone wears fire suits? (Obvious sarcasm is obvious.)
Every time Maldonado wrecks someone, he gets punched in the dick by said driver in a separate ceremony prior to the podium ceremony.
Whoever thought doubling the points for Abu Dhabi was a good idea must spend the entirety of the 2014 season reading every post and comment on Jezebel. I think its a fitting punishment...
Can someone get Bernie a God-damned comb? Or at least a hat, anything?
Seb can do as many doughnuts as he likes because the FIA hates it... Because F$CK YOU FIA!
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EL_ULY
> Destructive Tester
12/12/2013 at 09:12 |
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oh man lol, very well said sir indeed.
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EL_ULY
> Destructive Tester
12/12/2013 at 09:12 |
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lol oh man, ver
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Destructive Tester
> EL_ULY
12/12/2013 at 09:24 |
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Why thank you!
900turbo
> EL_ULY
12/14/2013 at 07:24 |
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No paddock girls.
Teams must have cheerleaders like american football.
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EL_ULY
> 900turbo
12/14/2013 at 09:00 |
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Mmm, good one :]
JeffFurbs
> EL_ULY
12/14/2013 at 20:00 |
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Bill Caswell must race in one gp with a BMW that cost him less than $500.
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EL_ULY
> JeffFurbs
12/14/2013 at 20:28 |
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Easy win for Bill :]